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How Old is Adam?

Lilypie

Monday, September 15, 2008

The unspeakable horrors of motherhood that no one tells you about...

.....I had to give Adam an enema. Enough said!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

EWWWWWW! You're right, nothing else needs to be said about that! Man I hope I never have to give my kid one.

Anonymous said...

LOL! LOL! LOL! When I was adopting Olivia, my agency offered a class on baby care. The nurse who taught the class went around the room and asked everyone about their biggest fear regarding infant care. My reply? "The rectal thermometer!"

Jennifer said...

I swear to you - there will be no rectal thermometer at my house if I can help it. I remember that all too clearly as a child. No way, no way, no way!